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The Heiney Altimeter
Ascend the atmosphere in The Altimeter, Pit Viper’s most approachable style yet. Extreme durability, No Slip Grip™, and high contrast HDPV lens technology enhances your vision whether you’re camping, hiking, or stealing your neighbor’s wifi.- $204.90
$683.00- $204.90
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The Food Court Limpcloth
The soft solution for keeping your Pit Vipers from getting scratched up. It’s like a security blanket, but for sunglasses. Â- $27.00
$90.00- $27.00
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The Food Court Floating RIG
Unfortunately we can't provide a sexy lifeguard to give you mouth to mouth if you drown, but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear).- $29.10
$97.00- $29.10
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The Exec Slammer
Welcome to The Slammer, a durable sunglass meant for walking off that broken collar bone. A smaller oval shape, The Slammer fits right into your eye socket for immaculate protection and vision. Hit the ground knowing you'll look good when the paramedics get there....- from $163.50
$545.00- from $163.50
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The Exec Original
Adjustable, military designed sunglasses with a 90's flair. Strong enough to be shot at, sat on, shoved in pockets, run over and still maintain their sun and wind bucking ability. Breakthrough E-Spotâ„¢ and Turbo Adjustmentâ„¢ technology guarantee a perfect fit. Demand respect and authority...- from $142.80
$476.00- from $142.80
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The Exec Fondue
The cheesiest Pit Vipers yet. The Fondue are mountain ready sunglasses with removable side shields (aka Fond Drapes) for daily driving. Gouda everywhere, Grate in The Mountains.- $204.90
$683.00- $204.90
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The Country Club Fondue
The cheesiest Pit Vipers yet. The Fondue are mountain ready sunglasses with removable side shields (aka Fond Drapes) for daily driving. Gouda everywhere, Grate in The Mountains.- $163.50
$545.00- $163.50
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The Carnivore Showroom
Welcome to The Showroom, the avant-garde Pit Vipers crafted from lightweight TR90 and enriched with rubberized touchpoints. Stepping into a fantastical realm with opulent colors, swank nuances, and eccentricities, nobody will be able to help but Look At You.- $142.80
$476.00- $142.80
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The Butt Bar Seltzer Belt Midnight
The Butt Bar Beer Belt is back and slimmer than ever!The small n’ tall koozies are designed for carrying slim cans like energy drinks, spiked seltzers, and what ever else people are addicted to these days. Also great for carrying sugar gliders, baby opossums,...- $49.80
$166.00- $49.80
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The Artificial Skis
We've got our hands on the groundbreaking TRN TEK skis from Folsom. Smart buyers are adding them to their cart right now. Nerds are still looking for specs, techs, and turtlenecks. The only spec you need to know:-69mm width underfoot. Need more than that?...- $1,985.40
$6,618.00- $1,985.40
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The 1993 Original
Adjustable, military designed sunglasses with a 90's flair. Strong enough to be shot at, sat on, shoved in pockets, run over and still maintain their sun and wind bucking ability. Breakthrough E-Spotâ„¢ and Turbo Adjustmentâ„¢ technology guarantee a perfect fit. Demand respect and authority...- $204.90
$683.00- $204.90
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Team Pit Viper Wind Lid
A hat that’s so light, it's like wearing nothing at all, but it’s actually legal. Perfect for racing or avoiding your responsibilities, The Team Pit Viper Wind Lid keeps wind at bay while keeping your head in the game.- $60.00
$200.00- $60.00
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Surge Matrix Groomer Beanie
Skiing is hard, but groomers make it easy. The soft, corded knit Groomer Beanie will keep your noggin warm from first chair to last call.- $60.00
$200.00- $60.00
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Stepdad Hat
This hat might as well just say, your mom thinks I'm sexy. Demand respect by doing absolutely nothing with the Stepdad hat. You're the man of the house after all.- $70.50
$235.00- $70.50
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Sporturoy Button Down
This soft and breathable shirt is fly enough for meeting your partner’s family, and stretchy enough to get your opponent in a headlock (if you’re a wrestler). Two front pockets to put your stuff in. Two sleeves to put your arms in. It’s a...- $184.20
$614.00- $184.20
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Son of Peach Firmcase
Finally, you can buy a hard case for your Pit Vipers. This zippered closure Firmcase fits all sizes of Pit Vipers. Yes, even those chunky Original Wides. Equipped with a small carabiner to attach to your backpack or favorite hole for easy access on...- $49.80
$166.00- $49.80
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Slow Zone Pom Pom Beanie
Stupid? Keep your head warm with a beanie that guarantees no one will ask you sh*t. Â- $60.00
$200.00- $60.00
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Safety Floating RIG
Unfortunately we can't provide a sexy lifeguard to give you mouth to mouth if you drown, but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear). Now with a reflective safety- $29.10
$97.00- $29.10
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Run Naked Tee
Running naked is the best but apparently it’s kind of illegal. Feel the freedom of being naked while wearing an article of clothing in our 100% cotton, preshrunk tee.- $80.70
$269.00- $80.70
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Run Naked Hot Mesh Hat
The hottest five panel on the market is back. Featuring a broad bill to block the sun and mesh side panels to keep you cool as the cucumber in your girlfriend's bedside table. It's lightweight and packable, with an absorbent headband to fight sweat....- $70.50
$235.00- $70.50
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