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The 1993 JuniorThe 1993 Junior

The 1993 Junior

Demand respect & authority from the playground to the unchaperoned mall hang in The Junior. The same premium lens, no slip grip, and indestructibility as the original Pit Viper, now for kids, tweens, and teens with smaller faces. For added durability, The Junior has...
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The Exec Flight OpticsThe Exec Flight Optics
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The Exec Flight Optics

The Flight Optics, Pit Viper's Dual Lens Technologyâ„¢, sunglasses for the sky. Exit Row Comfort and Cockpit Clarity make this airport accessory the only First Class Pit Vipers.
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The Miami Nights Admirer

The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes.
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  • Rec Center RIGRec Center RIG

    Rec Center RIG

    Retention Improvement Gear that keeps your Pit Vipers on your face while you’re pickling balls, doing chair yoga, playing bingo, and whatever else your local rec center offers
    $18.90
    $63.00
    $18.90
  • Rec Center Hot Mesh HatRec Center Hot Mesh Hat

    Rec Center Hot Mesh Hat

    The hottest five panel on the market is back. Featuring a broad bill to block the sun and mesh side panels to keep you cool as the cucumber in your girlfriend's bedside table. It's lightweight and packable, with an absorbent headband to fight sweat....
    $70.50
    $235.00
    $70.50
  • Rec Center Floating RIGRec Center Floating RIG

    Rec Center Floating RIG

    Unfortunately we can't provide a sexy lifeguard to give you mouth to mouth if you drown, but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear).
    $29.10
    $97.00
    $29.10
  • Rec Center Fleece LimpclothRec Center Fleece Limpcloth

    Rec Center Fleece Limpcloth

    Not a hard case, not a miracle, just a soft, flexible solution for keeping your Pit Vipers from getting scratched up in your backpack. It’s like a security blanket, but for sunglasses.
    $18.90
    $63.00
    $18.90
  • Rec Center Butt Bar Beer BeltRec Center Butt Bar Beer Belt

    Rec Center Butt Bar Beer Belt

    A perfect accessory for bringing beers, beans, or whatever canned food or beverage your heart desires to your next dodgeball tournament
    $49.80
    $166.00
    $49.80
  • Passion Aquatica RIGPassion Aquatica RIG

    Passion Aquatica RIG

    Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.
    $20.10
    $67.00
    $20.10
  • Party Patrol BoloParty Patrol Bolo

    Party Patrol Bolo

    In times of social gathering there is a special breed of warrior ready to keep the party alive. Forged by adversity, they stand along each party’s finest special operations forces to serve their people, the party people, and protect the vibe of the party....
    $49.80
    $166.00
    $49.80
  • Marissa's Nails RIGMarissa's Nails RIG

    Marissa's Nails RIG

    Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.
    $18.90
    $63.00
    $18.90
  • Long Track FirmcaseLong Track Firmcase

    Long Track Firmcase

    This zippered Firmcase fits all sizes of Pit Vipers. Equipped with a small carabiner to attach to your backpack or favorite hole for easy access on the go.
    $49.80
    $166.00
    $49.80
  • Grout Bucket HatGrout Bucket Hat

    Grout Bucket Hat

    The Grout Bucket Hat, where fashion meets function like mortar and pestle.This hat's got an internal adjustable strap that will stay in place better than cement on tile. Complete with a tie down cord, you're not just wearing a hat, you're wearing a hat...
    $80.70
    $269.00
    $80.70
  • Golly Roger FlagGolly Roger Flag

    Golly Roger Flag

    WARNING: Flying this flag may attract an onslaught of party people. 3 x 5 feet (not inches).
    $70.50
    $235.00
    $70.50
  • Extreme GroomerExtreme Groomer

    Extreme Groomer

    Skiing is hard, but groomers make it easy. The Groomer hat is back with a nice deep wide corduroy, zippered closure, and a timeless fit.
    $61.50
    $205.00
    $61.50
  • Dice Tie Downs CharmsDice Tie Downs Charms

    Dice Tie Downs Charms

    Bring the party to your ears with the ultimate Pit Viper accessory.
    $18.90
    $63.00
    $18.90
  • Death By Coconut RIGDeath By Coconut RIG

    Death By Coconut RIG

    Retention Improvement Gear that keeps your Pit Vipers on your face while you’re pickling balls, doing chair yoga, playing bingo, and whatever else your local rec center offers
    $18.90
    $63.00
    $18.90
  • Death By Coconut GroomerDeath By Coconut Groomer

    Death By Coconut Groomer

    Bury me in vita coco and dress me in the Death By Coconut Groomer hat. With a nice deep wide corduroy, zippered closure, and a timeless fit, you’ll be the most stylish person at your funeral.
    $70.50
    $235.00
    $70.50
  • Combustion Butt Bar Beer BeltCombustion Butt Bar Beer Belt

    Combustion Butt Bar Beer Belt

    Beer? Beans? Emergency hot dogs? If it fits in a can, it belongs in this Combustion Butt Bar Beer Belt. The flames? Pure intimidation. You? Pure power.
    $49.80
    $166.00
    $49.80
  • Chris Cross TurtleneckChris Cross Turtleneck
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    Chris Cross Turtleneck

    Onions have layers, ogres have layers, now you can have layers too. The Chris Cross Turtleneck will keep you warm on the coldest days and looks good enough to wear on your fondue date with the cute ski patroller who helped carry your skis...
    $142.80
    $476.00
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  • Chris Cross Aprés TopChris Cross Aprés Top
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    Chris Cross Aprés Top

    This moisture wicking grid fleece base layer keeps you toasty from the slopes to aprés. Complete with a chest pocket for your Pit Vipers.
    $142.80
    $476.00
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  • Bizkit BrimmieBizkit Brimmie

    Bizkit Brimmie

    Now you can keep your head warm and your eyebrows from getting sunburnt with the Brimmie, the optimal blend of beanie and brim.
    $39.30
    $131.00
    $39.30
  • Beer Flag

    Beer Flag

    Whoever told you that drinking beer doesn’t make you cool was wrong (unless you’re under your country’s legal drinking age or the carbonation hurts your tummy or you just don’t want to drink beer). Let people know you’re cool by flying a flag that...
    $49.80
    $166.00
    $49.80

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