Apparel & Accessories

Unfortunately we can't provide a sexy lifeguard to give you mouth to mouth if you drown, but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear).

WARNING: Flying this flag may attract an onslaught of party people. 3 x 5 feet (not inches).  

Beer? Beans? Emergency hot dogs? If it fits in a can, it belongs in this Combustion Butt Bar Beer Belt. The flames? Pure intimidation. You? Pure power.

Onions have layers, ogres have layers, now you can have layers too. The Chris Cross Turtleneck will keep you warm on the coldest days and looks good enough to wear on your fondue date with the cute ski patroller who helped carry your skis...

This moisture wicking grid fleece base layer keeps you toasty from the slopes to aprés. Complete with a chest pocket for your Pit Vipers.

Replacement lens for The Proform snow goggle.

Now you can keep your head warm and your eyebrows from getting sunburnt with the Brimmie, the optimal blend of beanie and brim.

Ride a smooth 69 miles per hour with a hat that’ll shade your pretty face from the sun and let everyone know you mean business.

Whoever told you that drinking beer doesn’t make you cool was wrong (unless you’re under your country’s legal drinking age or the carbonation hurts your tummy or you just don’t want to drink beer). Let people know you’re cool by flying a flag that...

Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.

Unleash your hardcore style with the Barbed Wire RIG, the ultimate retention improvement gear for your Pit Viper sunglasses. This edgy accessory ensures your shades stay secure during extreme activities. Featuring a distinctive barbed wire design that makes a bold statement, this RIG combines...

Big Rig Bob comin' at ya from the open road, the Baldy Trucker Hat is so comfy, it'll make ya feel like you're ridin' smooth at 69 miles per hour. Over and out!

Your new everyday wind shell jacket has arrived, re-re-introducing the Breezer. Easy to throw on and take off while on the slopes, this super stretchy layer is a 100% Water Resistant, and equipped with Aquaseal zippers so you and the crumbs you left in...

Demand respect & authority in a hat that means business like a spotted coyote howling at the moon in a dangerfield.

Big Rig Bob comin' at ya from the open road, the Actualbush Trucker Hat is so comfy, it'll make ya feel like you're ridin' smooth at 69 miles per hour. Over and out

Elevate your outdoor game with the ultimate camouflage companion. Engineered with moisture-wicking technology and UPF 50+ protection, this premium polo keeps you concealed and comfortable during long hunts. Boost your stealth factor while enjoying odor control that maintains freshness throughout your adventure. Don't miss...

Elevate your headwear game with the iconic Actualbush Stepdad Hat. This premium cotton/twill blend cap features detailed embroidery and an adjustable buckle strap for the perfect fit. Demands respect without effort while sporting this distinctive hat that blends rugged outdoor appeal with everyday wearability.

Looks like denim, feels like spandex… almost. These acid washed, elastic waisted, stretchy denim sex magnets contort to every split, jumping jack, and zumba move all while looking good enough to wear at your grandma’s canasta night.

Looks like denim, feels like spandex… almost. Upgrade your workout wardrobe with these soft and stretchy denim sex magnets that are sure to be the envy of your chair yoga class.

It’s a scrunchy. For your hair. What else do you want me to say? Now in Actualbush™.