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The 1993 JuniorThe 1993 Junior

The 1993 Junior

Demand respect & authority from the playground to the unchaperoned mall hang in The Junior. The same premium lens, no slip grip, and indestructibility as the original Pit Viper, now for kids, tweens, and teens with smaller faces. For added durability, The Junior has...
$122.10
$407.00
$122.10
The Exec Flight OpticsThe Exec Flight Optics
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The Exec Flight Optics

The Flight Optics, Pit Viper's Dual Lens Technologyâ„¢, sunglasses for the sky. Exit Row Comfort and Cockpit Clarity make this airport accessory the only First Class Pit Vipers.
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The Miami Nights Admirer

The Admirer, the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes.
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  • Death By Coconut RIGDeath By Coconut RIG

    Death By Coconut RIG

    Retention Improvement Gear that keeps your Pit Vipers on your face while you’re pickling balls, doing chair yoga, playing bingo, and whatever else your local rec center offers
    $18.90
    $63.00
    $18.90
  • Death By Coconut Floating RIGDeath By Coconut Floating RIG

    Death By Coconut Floating RIG

    Unfortunately we can't provide a sexy lifeguard to give you mouth to mouth if you drown, but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear).
    $29.10
    $97.00
    $29.10
  • Cowabunga RIGCowabunga RIG

    Cowabunga RIG

    Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.
    $20.10
    $67.00
    $20.10
  • Combustion Floating RIGCombustion Floating RIG

    Combustion Floating RIG

    Unfortunately we can't provide a sexy lifeguard to give you mouth to mouth if you drown, but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear).
    $29.10
    $97.00
    $29.10
  • Combustion Flag

    Combustion Flag

    WARNING: Flying this flag may attract an onslaught of party people. 3 x 5 feet (not inches).  
    $70.50
    $235.00
    $70.50
  • Combustion Butt Bar Beer BeltCombustion Butt Bar Beer Belt

    Combustion Butt Bar Beer Belt

    Beer? Beans? Emergency hot dogs? If it fits in a can, it belongs in this Combustion Butt Bar Beer Belt. The flames? Pure intimidation. You? Pure power.
    $49.80
    $166.00
    $49.80
  • Big Duck Hunter Trucker HatBig Duck Hunter Trucker Hat

    Big Duck Hunter Trucker Hat

    Ride a smooth 69 miles per hour with a hat that’ll shade your pretty face from the sun and let everyone know you mean business.
    $70.50
    $235.00
    $70.50
  • Beer Flag

    Beer Flag

    Whoever told you that drinking beer doesn’t make you cool was wrong (unless you’re under your country’s legal drinking age or the carbonation hurts your tummy or you just don’t want to drink beer). Let people know you’re cool by flying a flag that...
    $49.80
    $166.00
    $49.80
  • Beaded RIGBeaded RIG

    Beaded RIG

    Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.
    $18.90
    $63.00
    $18.90
  • Barbed Wire RIGBarbed Wire RIG

    Barbed Wire RIG

    Unleash your hardcore style with the Barbed Wire RIG, the ultimate retention improvement gear for your Pit Viper sunglasses. This edgy accessory ensures your shades stay secure during extreme activities. Featuring a distinctive barbed wire design that makes a bold statement, this RIG combines...
    $49.80
    $166.00
    $49.80
  • Actualbush ScrunchieActualbush Scrunchie

    Actualbush Scrunchie

    It’s a scrunchy. For your hair. What else do you want me to say? Now in Actualbush™.
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • Actualbush Butt Bar Beer BeltActualbush Butt Bar Beer Belt

    Actualbush Butt Bar Beer Belt

    Carries 6 cans of beer, beans, or whatever you desire to keep near your rear. Adjustable belt can reach up to 58" in circumference. Now in Actualbushâ„¢! Actualbushâ„¢ is an all-purpose camouflage solution designed to blend into every bush and season.
    $49.80
    $166.00
    $49.80
  • 3-Spot Display3-Spot Display

    3-Spot Display

    $39.30
    $131.00
    $39.30
  • 1993 RIG1993 RIG

    1993 RIG

    Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). Save your Pit Vipers from a watery grave with these Bad Larry's. Yup, they match the 1993. You're welcome.
    $18.90
    $63.00
    $18.90

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